The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(via callousmatter)
"As I mature I realize that I talk to myself more, I correct my own mistakes, I follow my own advice. Less people are around and that has allowed me to connect with myself. I’ve become one of my own best friends."
— (via iamdante)
(via daddyfuckedme)
Posted 9 hours ago
"I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore."
— Kurt Vonnegut (via endangerment)
(Source: seabois, via sexcake)
Posted 9 hours agowhen I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
(via euphoricxtasy)
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
(via we-stolethemoon)
